January 2012
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Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:
blaznsik:
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ohio-is4-lovers:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
shoutouts to ani
Lmfao these American posts always crack me the fuck up
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“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him...”
– Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via bu-girls)
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Watchthedailywhat:
Another Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for Moonrise Kingdom — the latest installment in Wes Anderson’s storied directorial repertoire.
The film, which stars Anderson vets Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman alongside Bruce Willis, Ed Norton, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, and newcomers Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward, is set to open in theaters May 25th.
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"God don't make no mistakes"
Double negative. God DOES make mistakes.
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I'm in Ireland now
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Just confirmed to myself that Beyonce gave birth.
I feel dizzy.
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http://annieisineurope.tumblr.com/ →
HI TUMBLRPPL
I know most of you IRL so you already know I am going to Dublin next semester (and by next semester I mean tomorrow, and by tomorrow I mean >18 hours omg).
But anyway.
At the behest of my mother, I have created a travel blog.
So if you care to be occasionally updated about those adventures, follow away!
Otherwise continue your enjoyment of whatever draws you to this blog in...
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“I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.”
– Thom Yorke (via funkchunk)
so many people in this world have so many fucking...
went on a “thinspo” blog.
Skinny Love was playing.
I
don’t
think
you
get
it.
lol.
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why
is everyone all “I miss the innocence of childhood”
No.
That shit sucked.
I did not have fun as a child because I had to BEG my parents to tell me what the “f” word was and kids made fun of me for not knowing what a boner was.
I LIKE BEING A YOUNG ADULT OK
Why do we live in a world where clear skin is the norm? It’s not my fault I have breakouts! My skin is healthier than MOST people with clear skin b/c I don’t load it up with CHEMICALS and other HARMFUL THINGS. SO OFFENDED by the Proactiv commercial where they imply that clear skin is “normal”. OK MOST PEOPLE DON’T HAVE FLAWLESS SKIN OK? The media is destroying the...
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fungi:
Kidz Bop - “Niggas In Paris” : “What’s Oodle, my Noodle? What’s Toaster, my Strudel? What’s drawing, my doodle? What’s that puppy, a poodle?”
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I just got my roots touched up (all blonde all the time bbz) but now I’m looking at Cillian Murphy and like omg dark hair + light eyes looks so good I’m reconsidering my hair choice.
But now also thinking about how I’m making personal appearance decisions based on what looks good on men.
Also watching Jimmy Fallon. I wonder if I’d look good in suits?
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