December 2010
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Dec 30th
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Mom: Do you guys want to see Black Swan tomorrow?
Sarah & I: Sure!
Dad enters room
Dad: And if we go early, we can get the matinee!
Me: Uhh, Black Swan isn't a family movie...
Mom: Yeah, it's rated R.
Dad: OH, I see how it is.
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
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Feeling very sad today. My dog’s had lymphoma for over a year now, and she’s getting put down tomorrow. For a while she got chemo, and got better, but then over the summer it came back and now it’s spread to her lungs and there’s nothing we can do. She’s always been this stupid, hyperactive dog and now she just lies around wheezing. It’s so heartbreaking. When...
Dec 28th
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Samples! →
Today at work this song came on and the vocal track sounded like Crystal Castles’ “Year of Silence” but the music was way too upbeat. So I was like WHAT THE HELL. I was making a call to see if another store had this clothing thing a customer wanted and hung up because I was just like “HOW”. THANK GOD FOR WHOSAMPLED. It’s Sigur Rós, you guys! No worries! Just...
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
Dec 27th
I was a patsy!
Watching Eloise at Christmastime. Jeffrey Tambor is in it. My dad shouts “It’s Mr. Bluth!” I influence my family in the best ways.
Dec 25th
Working on Chrithmeeth Ev
Anthropologie, like all retail stores during the holidays, plays a seasonal mix. Today this song that was for all intents and purposes terrible came on. Like it was this weird, plunky folky song that had no flow and I hated the woman’s voice and I was already in a bad mood because I was working, but then THIS and I was like “UGHUGHUGH” But then I listened to the words and it was...
Dec 25th
My dad is listening to "Only Girl in the World" by...
Or whoever sings that song.
Dec 23rd
DARLIN, COME TO VERNON PLZ. FFLD IS DUMB WATCH...
sry! Needed to be said. </mushygfcrap>
Dec 23rd
Listenmagicalbooshie: Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
A Holiday Message from Ricky Gervais →
Dec 20th
Dear Residents of the Dudeplex:
Please stop posting status updates about all the parties you are having. IT MAKES ME MISS U MORE ;_;
Dec 19th
thesmithereens asked: Hey girl.

I hope your winter break is treating you realllll nice.
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
Listening to "Alive With the Glory of Love"
hehehehehe. Man, remember when it was cool to like Say Anything?
Dec 18th
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Winter Break.
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Expectations: (Hang out with friends, party, etc) Reality:
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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I HUNG OUT WITH PEOPLE TONIGHT
People are coming back from break! I get to go outside! I have a reason to shower! I have a reason to BE!
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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IT IS. It is Jo Whitey. Her statuses (statii?) light up my life.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
lonesomedays asked: It's appreciated ;)
So you are home I'm assuming! Can I tell you again how much I enjoy your airplane dress hahaha. How is Vernon?

Finals are probably one of the worst things ever created. I'm sleep deprived and on the verge of stabbing the next person who screams in the hallway, but other than that I'm pretty good haha. Tomorrow is my last one though....
Dec 16th
In response to the statement that my dad is a...
Did you know that he is a member of both the NAACP and the NRA? He’s also a socialist, he told me two nights ago.
Dec 16th
No, I Don't Like Glee
TV: THE SING-OFF. IT'S REAL-LIFE GLEE!
Dad: It's not like Glee!
Me: It's better.
Dad: YOU DON'T LIKE GLEE? YOU DON'T THINK GLEE IS GOOD?!
lulz Bill. Deep down he's just a theatre girl.
Dec 16th
lonesomedays asked: Annie! You are fantastic. How is life treating you?
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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sgiomlaireachd
Highland Scottish word meaning “the habit of dropping in at mealtimes”
Dec 15th
hygge
Danish word meaning “instantly satisfying and cozy”
Dec 15th
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This is my favorite thing to complain about!
So our DVD player is broken. It’s very old though, so this was coming. It’s been malfunctioning for ages and oh it was dreadful, but it’s also dreadful because my dad seldom replaces nonessential technology in any timely manner. For example, when our VCR finally died, it took us a solid forever to get a DVD player at all. Kind of like how it took him almost as long to replace our...
Dec 15th
Kids from my high school all think Animal...
And that they’re all the first to listen to them and are all “DOOD HAVE YOU LISTENED TO STRAWBERRYYYY JAAMMMM?? I LIKE TO GET MEGA BLAZED AND JUST FFFEEEEELLLL ITTTT BROOOOO”  To which I am like “Hey d00ds, you know I’ve been riding that train since like 10th grade when you all were listening to shitty tunes? Where have you been?”  And they’re all...
Dec 14th
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ListenListen
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Dec 13th
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“utilize This is a puff-word. Since it does nothing that good old use doesn’t...”
– When I went to my trusty Dictionary application to find another word for utilize this came up.  I didn’t ask you for your snarky advice Mr. Computer. All I wanted was another word for the sentence, “It is recommended that the United States utilize…” Seriously, since when did my computer start...
Dec 13th
Unpopular Opinion:
I hate Michael Scott. I have turned off The Office on more than one occasion because of that character. Deal with it.
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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