December 2011
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“Start writing. Write your own stuff because no one’s going to write anything for...”
– Amy Poehler (via uprightcitizens) (via synecdoche) (via stayforthecredits, lizdexia) (via exsouvenir) (via brittadictarnold)
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Put your iPod on shuffle and see if your life was a movie what the soundtrack would be.
Opening Credits: Complete Control - The Clash Waking Up: Red Hand Case - Modest Mouse Falling In Love: The Waydown - Modest Mouse Fight Song: Four Score and Seven - Titus Andronicus Breaking Up: Life Like Weeds - Modest Mouse Life’s OK: Surfers Hymn - Panda Bear Getting Back Together: Our Deal - Best...
hey so this exists.
cooooolo.
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It bothers me how TLC puts plus-size brides on their version of Say Yes to the Dress. They’re still obnoxious brats, they’re just bigger. Keep them all on the same show.
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Steve Holt: Steve Holt!
wintersoldiers:
if I hate you you aren’t allowed to like the same things as me
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Beirut - Vagabond
Left the vagabonds, a trail of...
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…but actually I got a new foundation today (Lorac Natural Performance Foundation) and in the store when I tested it it looked AWESOME. Blended right in to my skin and I was like WOW! Then when I went home and put it on I looked like Frank in that episode of It’s Always Sunny when he gets makeup done at a funeral home.
Accurate representation of the blogger
I mean, I put it all over...
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I probably spend more time planning my funeral than my future wedding. You know how there are wedding inspiration blogs? I wish there were funeral inspiration blogs
I’m not terribly depressed, I just don’t want anyone to fuck up my funeral! I have ideas, dammit! I want my funeral to be F L A W L E S S
I want to put the FUN back in FUNeral
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I just want to start playing guitar again but the song I want to learn requires a fucking capo.
hey capo, go to hell. UGH.
missmrdrfc asked: I miss my only white bb girlfriend. WHO AM I GONNA TAKE TO EAT WONTON SOUP nao?!?!? NO ONE. My life in ruins.
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gold / silver sprite comparisons
dizzy-punch:
“Look how your children grow up. Taught from their earliest infancy to curb their...”
– Voltairine de Cleyre. (via petitefeministe)
The best part of this essay is when she advocates for children to be brought up with no gender-role stereotyping, and gets in some not-so-subtle digs at heterocentricism and heterosexism in the process.
Did I mention this was written over a hundred years...
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listening to hanson's christmas album
my sister gets to wrap my gifts.
when my family goes to midnight mass i’m gonna drink.
whatever.
christmas.
chrastmoose.
t(._.t)
bemmabemma asked: Hmm interesting. Did you learn that from green pants? Forever an alumni.
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"Pickle tickle" is a good euphemism to know.
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